...the only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. you either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

Thank you' is a wonderful phrase. Use it. It will add stature to your soul.

People are wonderful. Each one has a story, each something to give, each knows something interesting, something that can make your life richer.

Stick to a task, 'til it sticks to you. Beginners are many, finishers are few." -Anonymous, as quoted in Small and Simple Things.

You cannot reform your society or institution without opening your mind.

Loneliness is a barrier that prevents one from uniting with the inner self.

I just want to work with good filmmakers and do good projects that mean something to me and play interesting characters. That's really it.

When awful darkness and silence reign Over the great Gromboolian plain, Through the long, long wintry nights.

Every civilized society must disarm its citizens against each other.

When Clinton said he was going to create 8 million new jobs, I didn't think they were all going to be tax collectors.

I realize how quickly lies compound. They cover like a coat of paint, one on top of the other, until you cannot remember what color you started with.

The United Nations is the greatest fraud in history. Its purpose is to destroy the United States.

Because a truly skeptical position would be a very uncertain one.