History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.

If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution.

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have to and then make sure everyone dies.

Advanced weaponry, victories in battle and space travel do not an advanced species or civilization make.

The look of being too deliberately dressed, with everything cautiously matching, always bores me.

I still have my laptop but I haven't used it. I'm a paper man, not electronic.

Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush.

It would be foolish, in forming our expectations, to attach great weight to matters which are very uncertain.

The depressed man lives in a depressed world.

Religion is a bridge to the spiritual, but the spiritual lies beyond religion.

I supposed if you were going to make a career of breaking laws, you might as well know them.

Well one of the times I did a stunt was in the devil’s snare room and they lifted me up on a harness and a safety rope really, really high, and they just dropped me down into the devil’s snare.

You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would just be like no problem. Say 10 Heil Marys. And Hitler goes to heaven.