Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

I don't understand how everything changes, how the layers of your life get buried. Impossible. At some point, at some time, we must all explode.

atheists are the most faithful people I ever met

Tommie Aaron taught me how to have a good attitude, to be easy going and not get uptight.

Writing is an act of empathy. You are occupying and understanding a point of view that might be alien to your own--and work is often the keyhole through which you peer.

I am grateful... grapefruit.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

The fool that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

I don't remember being a child, and that's why I think I'm so child-like now in my unending curiosity and approach to life.

When you stand up acoustic in front of an audience, you really are a man without any clothes on. And that can be fun - it depends how much of an exhibitionist you are, I suppose. I quite enjoy it.

Other conditions being equal, if one force is hurled against another ten times its size, the result will be the flight of the former.