Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ

Well, if you’d let me explain before you went bolting outta the room, then you’d know, wouldn’t you? It seems to me that you’re quite dead. So I’ve come to collect you.” –Sam

I didn’t know the grim reaper looked like Sid Vicious. – Jen

This will not be the end of the clans as long as I have breath in my body"~jayfeather

But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both

There are two MFA programs here at the University of Texas, and I read on the jury of both of them. And it's amazing to me how many really talented young writers seem to fear humor.

All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words 'Ich bin ein Berliner!'

If you want something hard enough, it just gets done.

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.

Love is, and I hope it never isn't.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

Arabs and their allies are conducting a total war against Israel. A total war means a war of lies. The PA [Palestinian Authority] promotes lies; lying in Islam is permitted.

As we lay in the semi-dark hours later, we faced each other, sharing his pillow. I'd never felt more connected to anyone.