He was six years old this time, and ancient.

When am I going to learn to stop questioning authority and just eat the Soylent Green?

Oh, I love you, June, I really do. It's just that you sounded so...twat-ish just then.

There was nothing but power, and those who hadn't yet found the tap. (Greachin)

Inventions are smarter than their inventors

In the martial arts, the guys respect the women fighters.

The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head.

I just think that the independent voters are going to take their time and look at both candidates.

You tellin' me people don't look at Kanye West like the Glitch.

A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty.

There is only one opinion poll that I am interested in and that is the one that will take place on election day.

I like patterns in words. I'm not really interested in meaning.

Biker chicks want the bad boy.

There are a lot of ideas I have that I think would be very marketable and commercial, but they're not as compelling to me as the ones that are unmarketable, uncommercial, and unprofitable.