Hazing is both testing and training to subordinate self to the team.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

The weakness of men is the facade of strength; the strength of women is the facade of weakness.

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

If women had to promise to provide for a man for a lifetime before he removed his veil and showed her his smile, would we think of this as a system of female privilege?

Men are not only women's unpaid bodyguards, they actually pay to be a woman's bodyguard.

I define power as control over ones life. A balanced life is far superior to the male definition of power: earning money someone else spends while he dies sooner.

When women are at the height of their beauty power and exercise it, we call it marriage. When men are at the height of their success power and exercise it, we call it a mid-life crisis.

Circumcision in the United States is routinely performed without anesthesia, though anesthesia reduces the infant's stress and prevents infection and blood clots.

Love meant jumping off a cliff and trusting that a certain person would be there to catch you at the bottom.

I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is Yes.

Very few men are wise by their own counsel or learned by their own teaching. For he that was only taught by himself had a fool for his master.

Yoga adds years to your life and life to your years.

When I get onstage in a play, I feel very safe, very protected, very fulfilled.

People are going to wake up to this great reservoir of music we've created in America - cakewalks, one-steps, boogie-woogie, country and western. I had a bit to do with one of those traditions.

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something.

There is no way to success in art but to take off your coat, grind paint, and work like a digger on the railroad, all day and every day.

Everything ordinary has the potential to be extraordinary.

Stand-up would be my worst nightmare.