Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

Being upbeat is the key to life.

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable.

Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.

British business is disappointed that the MPC felt unable to act more boldly to counter the worsening economic circumstances and the sharp slowdown in the pace of economic activity,.

When a man is tired of New York he is tired of work. And thought. And cheesecake.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.-Ian Fleming

Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, whatare you waiting for?”“The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.

How can he remember well his ignorance - which his growth requires - who has so often to use his knowledge?

The reality is that we do not have an air traffic control system that is smart enough and technologically capable enough to be able to handle that kind of demand.

My father could have been deported because on his immigration application he said that he was a printer, obviously because he didn't want them to be checking his writings.

Men make their own history but not in circumstances of their own choosing.

Was it someone else? Was it not you yourself?

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

Let's make movies, not deals. Let's write movies, not scripts.

The Vietnamese... wanted to assassinate me because they knew without me they could easily swallow up Cambodia.