Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Peace is just around the corner, the only problem is the world is round! (created this on 9-11-01 after the WTC crash.)

I was sixteen, and I honestly believed that I was due a love story.

By the skillful and sustained use of propaganda, one can make a people see even heaven as hell or an extremely wretched life as paradise.

Examples would indeed be excellent things were not people so modest that none will set, and so vain that none will follow them.

Always have the fear of God in your heart, and remember that God is always with you, everywhere, whether you are walking or sitting.

I never deliberately set out to shock, but when people don't walk out of my plays I think there is something wrong.

We rappers are role models.

There is so much wrong with the world. (tanta stat praedita culpa)

The individual man is transitory, but the pulse of life and of growth goes on after he is gone, buried under a wreath of magnolia leaves.

It's always difficult to watch someone you love die.