Had enough of my poetry yet? That's why they pay me to fight demons instead.

Back before the internet we had a name for people who bought a single copy of our books and lent them to all their friends without charging: we called them "librarians".

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

The programmers have another saying: 'The question of whether a machine can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.'

Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface.

More often than not, piracy is a symptom of an under-provisioned market.

Steampunk is nothing more than what happens when Goths discover brown.

One ape's hallucination is another ape's religious experience - it just depends on which one’s god module is overactive at the time.

Unfortunately it's also true to say that good management is a bit like oxygen - it's invisible and you don't notice its presence until it's gone, and then you're sorry.

Any civilization where the main symbol of religious veneration is a tool of execution is a bad place to have children.

Fiction is about human beings, first and foremost. (It's not impossible to write fiction with no human protagonists, but it's very hard to keep the reader interested ...)

There is no right

Hope for the best, brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you’re faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING!

When your child comes home to talk about life, what could be more important?

If I thought I could never love you more, I didn't understand you well enough.

Lies are for adults who are sad in their lives.

Don't ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Rap is purging itself from the things it didn't need and it's allowing the younger dudes to come up. With that being said you're always going to need people from that golden era.

It's interesting that when economic times were the hardest, that's when many people embraced liberalism.