Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

Good Things Never Stay ..This what People Say..So, When I met you I knew That Oneday, You Will just Go Away !STILL...I'll pray & prayThat we walk The Same WAY ( :

We're all the same in different ways

Living isn't always red bows and birthday balloons.

It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars.

One of the things you learn when you go overseas is how much a lot of the countries overseas really just like to enjoy life.

It is your enemies who keep you straight. For real use one active, sneering enemy is worth two ordinary friends.

If we can be sufficient unto ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs.

Of all the races, there is no better stage for heroism than a marathon.

I wondered how many times in my life I had done something just because I wanted to without weighing the consequences.

Nigeria is like everywhere, really: there are some beautiful places that have been invested in and others that haven’t been.