Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to be constantly doing things like praising a dude's horde.So that made me feel better about myself.

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.

Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning...

Great things seem complex and cause the nations to rush towards the minor things that seem easy to reach, hence, they perish. And again my memory echoes…my people die for lack of knowledge.

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

The wretched and miserable should turn to their Saviour first, yet they do not hope in Him until all other hope is exhausted.

We also have to be honest about the fact that not everyone who seeks to join our country will be able to successfully assimilate. Sometimes it's just not going to work out.

I'm the bestest/on a bad day I spit asbestos.

I had improvised a lot in classes and at the Actors Studio, but I never did it in front of the camera.

I can be a rock star with a television show and still have a self-esteem problem. So it's nice to have your dad go, 'Hey Melissa, I'm proud of you - you're doing good.'

A flag doesn't cause someone to sit in a prayer meeting for an hour, and then stand up and shoot people.

To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.