Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Love is a force unto itself, sayyidi. For love, people consider the unthinkable...and often achieve the impossible. I would not sneer at its power.

Sleep is the multiplier of energy.

Listen through your screams to the wind still whispering: Don't give up -- Surrender!

There's no way to learn how to write a hit song. There's no formula for it. You just have to have it inside of you.

Some of the Scotland players need to look themselves in the face.

Nothing in human life, least of all in religion, is ever right until it is beautiful.

Be grateful for what you have, while in pursuit of what you want.

I don't care about what brand you are, I'm concerned what type of man you are, what your principles and standards are.

Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic!

I enjoy coming to the ballpark every day. I don't go to work. I come here to play.