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Velcro Quote of the day

Velcro: what a rip-off.

Tim Vine

Velcro Quotes: "Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro."

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

Andy Van Slyke

Velcro Quotes: "If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro"

If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro

Bruce Fogle

Velcro Quotes: "Neither books nor people have Velcro Sides -- there must be a bonding agent -- someone who attaches child to book."

Neither books nor people have Velcro Sides -- there must be a bonding agent -- someone who attaches child to book.

Jim Trelease

Velcro Quotes: "Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe."

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

Dave Barry

Velcro Quotes: "I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction."

I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

Mitch Hedberg

Velcro Quotes: "When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes."

When I believe in something, I support it fully. On that note, I totally don't support Velcro shoes.

Ashley Rickards

Velcro Quotes: "Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro."

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

Demetri Martin

Velcro Quotes: "So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man."

So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man.

Mindy Kaling

Velcro Quotes: "I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded to the iron game, as we call it."

I wish I had thought of Velcro muscles myself. I didn't have to go to the gym for all those years, all the hours wedded to the iron game, as we call it.

Sylvester Stallone