My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

A good attitude is the best attire.

May God grant you the anointing of the Holy Ghost.

Lies like that are not a sin, they are a sacrifice.

You will never be commonplace if you are vigilant in love.

I have followed my ear and my heart, which may be false. I hope not.

I walk into a company office and I can tell often whether I'm gonna invest, as soon as I walk in.

Why would I be embarrassed about being Canadian? I'm very proud. We're just the nicest people. Everyone likes us.

If God said, 'Rumi pay homage to everything that has helped you enter my arms,' there would not be one experience of my life, not one thought, not one feeling, nor any act, I would not bow to.

I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas.