Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

And, to be true, an enemy's lair is an enemy's lair, no matter how comfortable or fancy it might appear.

I think it's scandalous that we haven't done more to cure cancer.

Study men, not historians.

Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

All I could think about was him, and how much I wanted this, and how incredibly lucky I was to get it, and how tight I was going to hold onto it.

I see myself as a witness to humanity.

Red hair is my life long sorrow.

The extravagance of intellect outstrips the extravagance of desire.

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

Tis Vanth's cage. You can just move it out of the way." "I already have," he grumbles. "With my shin.