Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

All families are psychotic. Everybody has basically the same family - it's just reconfigured slightly different from one to the next.

Like Dinah says, “We can only play the cards we’ve been dealt. It doesn’t do any good to wish about things you can’t change.

Usually when you see females in movies, they feel like they have these metallic structures around them, they are caged in by male energy.

I'm an actor... I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don't ask a truck driver about his job.

I feel so, so lucky. Lucky because of many things.

I am only six foot three, by the way.

Stepping back from running [Donald Trump] positions is meaningless from a conflict of interests perspective. The presidency is a full-time job and he would have had to step back anyway.

I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'

The only trouble with the movement for the preservation of our forests is that it has not gone nearly far enough, and was not begun soon enough.

Never invest in a business you can't understand