Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The Abrahamic God is a disease masquerading as its own remedy which we desperately need to cure.

Start a business plan for yourself, not for anyone else.

All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.

Your perception plays tricks when you are hoping for something.

And you cannot have a socialist revolution commandeered from the top, ordered around by some omniscient leader or group of leaders

I can't say that there are "things" that make me come alive. There are thoughts that make me come alive.

Be yourself and true to yourself. You can do different things in the world.

I used to want to pack as much as I could into my life, but now I realize it's more about quality of life than quantity.

Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.

We may receive so much light as not to see, and so much philosophy as to be worse than foolish.