Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

Work begins when the fear of doing nothing at all finally trumps the terror of doing it badly.

You know very well what the right choice is, yet you keep making the wrong one.

But it is always easy to put together stories about a past which nobody any longer remembers, like those about journeys to countries where nobody has ever been.

A life like this develops the comedy sense. You can't play tragedy while you're living it.

We cannot wait for governments to do it all. Globalization operates on Internet time. Governments tend to be slow moving by nature, because they have to build political support for every step.

Don't give up before the miracle happens.

I do not believe that loyalty should demand defending behavior that I find abhorrent.

Argument is conclusive, but it does not remove doubt.

I took up a sort of a hobby of just hanging around the local library. I'd pick out an author and I would read all their books.

Science clears the fields on which technology can build.