God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.

The fact is that as soon as they reach Baghdad gates, we will besiege them and slaughter them.

Until now they have refused to do battle with us. They are just going places.

They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.

It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait.

They think we are retarded. They are retarded.

.....they had burnt and destroyed around 30 vehicles, including tanks and APC's and damaged three enemy helicopters. God bless the fighters of the Arab Socialist Ba'th Party.

These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.

We butchered the force present at the airport, we are destroying them.

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!

When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.

Never make choices that will make you hurt others. If you will not help them, don’t hurt them!

Who is willing to suffer for a Savior they won't even trouble themselves to learn about?

To eat bread without hope is still slowly to starve to death.

Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong.

Surrounding yourself with inspiring people is now just as important as being talented or working hard.

Every piece of progressive social legislation passed by Congress in the 20th century bears a union label.

We are the two great painters of this era; you are in the Egyptian style, I in themodern style. (to Pablo Picasso)

In a rock garden we foster a little patch of the wilderness that stands to us for freedom.

Something you have to make...It's all work, work.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.