Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Faith is to follow God.

I kiss your tear-stained cheeks, tasting the saltiness of a hidden sea of sorrow.

Speech one may regret, Silence no sorrow begets, Humility be born before honour, Soft answer turns wrath’s corner

Most people are idiots

Within a system which denies the existence of basic human rights, fear tends to be the order of the day.

The new-come stepmother hates the children born to a first wife.

I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists.

Revolutions are never peaceful.

With the media, I could be quick and ugly and critical. I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.

To give them what I never had heals me. Some days I look at them and almost start to cry. I think, How can I love them more than I did the day before? But it keeps growing.