Give me some scratching, diving, hungry ballplayers who come to kill you.

In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take any courses in mind reading. The pitcher told you he was going to throw at you.

Baseball is like church. Many attend few understand.

I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Buy a steak for a player on another club after the game, but don't even speak to him on the field. Get out there and beat them to death.

Win any way as long as you can get away with it. Nice guys finish last.

I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?

I never did say that you can't be a nice guy and win. I said that if I was playing third base and my mother rounded third with the winning run, I'd trip her up.

You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain.

Branch Rickey once said of me that I was a man with an infinite capacity for immediately making a bad thing worse.

I love the echoes of a home filled to the rim with poetry, books and art.

Over the past two hundred years philosophy has shaken off Christian faith. It has not given up Christianity's cardinal error -the belief that humans are radically different from all other animals.

Love is a beautiful in all it's forms.Love is the light that ignites by soul.

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

We're here to re-dedicate you to The Power, The Passion, The Mystery, and The Ministry of Rock and Roll.

As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

How do we attack important problems? Pose the right question.

And if I laugh at any mortal thing, 'Tis that I may not weep.

Humility is the first step towards learning. You can’t learn until you are humble enough to realize there is something for you to learn.

He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk.