Getting to a higher spiritual level is like increasing your credit score. You get a lot more points for sinning and repenting than if you have no credit history at all.

He wasn't mine anywhere except in my heart.

I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner

You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster."With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.

Men are like dogs, " Stacy was fond of saying. And she usually went on to add that, like dogs, they all took up too much space on the bed, and they always went for the crotch.

I'm agnostic, " I told him. "I'd be an atheist, except I believe in hedging my bets.

People go their whole lives wanting to be admired for their hidden qualities.

Justice of right is always to take precedence over might.

We need to see men and women as equal partners, but its hard to think of movies that do that. When I talk to people, they think of movies of forty-five years ago! Hepburn and Tracy!

What's that sticky stuff called? Basta: Duct tape. Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.

There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car.

I can expect no sympathy or help from my family.

Happiness is a Slurpee and a hot pink straw.

Excellence implies striving for the highest standards in every phase of life.

History is in a manner a sacred thing, so far as it contains truth; for where truth is, the supreme Father of it may also be said to be, at least, inasmuch as concerns truth.

Egypt under Hosni Mubarak had deteriorated to the status of a failed state. We must wipe the slate clean and start again.