Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Your calling is God’s trust to you

Never let your emotions get so high that they flood your common sense.

One of the better guarantors of ending up in a good relationship: an advanced capacity to be alone.

The public has more interest in the punishment of an injury than he who receives it.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

Cease speaking of enemies when an achievement can kindle a great light. Solitude will transmit the message better than the murmurs of crowds.

Irony: Don't let yourself be controlled by it, especially during uncreative moments.

Everyone's pedigree merges into everyone else's pedigree. So if you go back far enough, everyone is related.

Winter kept us warm, covering Earth in forgetful snow

Sometimes I think I'm real predictable to myself and other times... you always wonder, Is this really what I wanted to do? Did I make a mistake? Should I be doing something else?