Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.

A good woman's arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.

Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we heed not, because of the happiness that is gone.

Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

If there is one person I do despise more than another, it is the man who does not think exactly the same on all topics as I do.

You have that faraway look in your eyes that makes me want to pull you into my dreams, bring you to your knees worshiping me - desperately. You, the nectar and the muse of my poetry.

We are very skilled, but at the same time too lazy.

We're supposed to speak from the heart in what we wear. We have to find capsule wardrobes.

When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going

Love is cheap. You can buy it anywhere. Lives are cheap. It's money that's dear. You have to work days and sit up nights thinking how to make money.

It would be a foetus of monarchy!

If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.

I will not use my legislative powers except in a very limited framework.

I didn't get turned on, I just got turned. I wasn't as aroused as I was concerned.

When you're feeling lonely and no one is around Remember to look inside yourself and a best friend will be found