For the hackneyed art of lying without injury to anyone, Rushbrook, to his shame, was proficient.

t takes great courage to stand up against your fixed, false beliefs.

To be a good writer, become a good listener.

I wish I knew how to quit you, political jokers

Before everything else, getting ready is the secret of success.

It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other.

All bookshelves are magical.

Scotland's voice has to be heard

I was in the pilot for Spinal Tap before it was a movie.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

Your mate doesn't live by bread alone; he or she needs to be 'buttered up' from time to time.