For Frito-Lay!" - Newel and Doren

Don't let the brownies bite.

False humility is more insulting than open pride!

In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.

An unread book does nobody any good. Stories happen in the mind of a reader, not among symbols printed on a page.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. But the real sharp ones learn from the mistakes of others.

Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

Running toward danger is foolhardy. ... But so is closing your eyes to it. Many perils become less dangerous once you understand their potential hazards.

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

Hard to call it a party without sardines.

People don't really change, they just adapt to circumstances.

I play chicken with the train

When a man is prey to his emotions, he is not his own master.

Lust likes to rush, while love hates to wait.

I'm trying to demystify the whole process. Make it simple, make it palatable. I want people to have respect for the law, and I want to educate people on the basics of the law.

I'm just interested in meditating on certain ideas, and I like to draw: that's my way of thinking.

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

I never ever gave ownership a thought. My thoughts before I retired were coaching and broadcasting.

People are under the impression that dictionaries legislate language. What a dictionary does is keep track of usages over time.

What you think and do affects all other people.