Football is my guilty pleasure.

On my days off I pick up our chicken's eggs. My wife and I have five chickens called The Spice Girls. Five lovely chicks. And no, we won't be eating any of them for Christmas dinner.

I've not really had a bad Christmas. Apart from serious things, like when my father died. He rather spoiled the party and I've never forgiven him for falling off the twig on Christmas Day.

I'm always impressed with the way the writers find new and creative ways of killing people. But my favourite has to be the hat pin through the ear.

My nearest and dearest have always been very careful. I've never had to send Christmas present back yet.

Guitar is the most expressive instrument in the world. I don't play much any more. Maybe a bit in private.

I love love. I love having a lover and being one. The insularity of passion. I love it. I love the way it blurs the distinction between everyone who isn't one's lover.

And I thought:History is like a horror story.

I want to be in a place where I have to have God in everything I do . . . where God is indispensable to me.

Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses... The whole country did take part in quite a genuine sense in passing judgment on Richard Nixon.

The things I talk about in my comedy are my experiences. I just do what I know.

If you're going to be unreligious, it's likely going to be due to reflecting on it and finding some things that are hard to believe.

I really like it when you can step outside of what's come before and find a surprise for the reader and find a surprise for yourself.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

I never wanted to marry Roger Clemens. I wanted him to do right by his family.

There really is no such thing as a sick child; there are children who happen to be sick. Think about it, and you will understand the magic of the Camps