Follow me if I advance kill me if I retreat revenge me if I die!

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

You can’t move on, if you haven’t forgiven yourself, yet.

I think men should go see Beaches too. I think they'll understand women better.

He who cannot resist temptation is not a man.

Makes you wonder if the gods are always right.

Most of us are pretty good at keeping promises to others and pretty bad at keeping promises to ourselves.

[Juan Wauters] got the tips for Queens because he grew up there.So him and my roommate, Matt Volz, they hooked me up, New York Style.

The year 1999, seventh month, from the sky will come a great King of Terror: to bring back to life the great King of the Mongols, before and after Mars to reign by good luck.

Some people attach snowboards to their feet, very few attach them to their souls.

Yep, my daddy was an undependable drunk. But he'd never missed any of my organized games, concerts, plays, or picnics. He may not have loved me perfectly, but he loved me as well as he could. (189)