Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Sometimes you'll remove the log from your own eyes and to your amazement

Shooting for the top will bring out the best that's in you.

The only basis for living is believing in life, loving it, and applying the whole force of one's intellect to know it better.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

While sleeping in a hammock, with the touch of a warm wind we remember why we are in love with the life!

Some say we are responsible for those we love. Others know we are responsible for those who love us.

Only trust in God can transform doubts into certainty, evil into good, night into radiant dawn.

Don't retreat. Instead - reload!

Servitude seizes on few, but many seize on her.

Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today.