Flawed can be more perfect than perfection.

Working is one of the most dangerous forms of procrastination.

Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic."

If I pretend to myself that I'm different from the way I truly am, I'm going to make choices that won't make me happy.

Money. It's a good servant but a bad master.

Act the way you WANT to feel.

I'm a person who's fine saying 'No.' I like saying to myself, "no gossiping," "no nagging."

Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they’re big, flashing signs that something needs to change.

One of the best ways to make yourself happy is to make other people happy. One of the best ways to make other people happy is to be happy yourself.

Focus Not on Having Less or Having More, But on Wanting What You Have.

Never start a sentence with the words 'No offense.

I really should talk to him. He's had a near-death experience!”"We all have. It's called living."(Hogfather)

Every organisation, not just business, needs 1 core competence: Tactical execution

The straight path must sometimes be crooked.

Who cares who comes out of the closet or not, so long as you're happy?

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

Love travels the miles upon the wings of Angels.

Be light, light, light - full of light!

Religious freedom does not mean freedom from religion.

If you will it, it is no dream; and if you do not will it, a dream it is and a dream it will stay

Well, for us, in history where goodness is a rare pearl, he who was good almost takes precedence over he who was great.