Falling in love is like seeing the ocean for the very first time, when all of your life you've been stepping in puddles.

The fact that you are not perfect may come as a surprise to you but it is not a surprise to anyone else.

There is no sin that will be left unpunished.

Martial art has always been my first love.

Games were moved to New Year's Eve as part of a plan by college football executives where they want to create a tradition of watching football on New Year's Eve.

Personally, I'd be really glad to have a national conversation about whether to outlaw most forms of birth control. For once, the kids and their grandparents would find themselves on the same side.

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

The victor of the war in Iraq is Iran.

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

People need doorways to explore universal religious and ethical ideas.

Tape the sound of friends laughing together. Save it for a rainy day.