Everybody marches to a different drummer.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

And it is through fantasy that children achieve catharsis. It is the best means they have for taming wild things.

It’s your hero complex, isn’t it? You should see someone about that.” “Right after I get my head examined.

We as pastors, as God’s ministers, must have right priorities. Only then we will become successful in ministry.

Only those who feel little in the eyes of God, can hope to be mighty in the eyes of men.

The pressure, the heat, the almost impossibly fast pace at which you need work - this is the reality of working in the culinary industry. This is what professional chefs do night after night.

Obscurity is the realm of error.

Earth has nothing more tender than a woman's heart when it is the abode of piety.

If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size.

All I do know is that I'll never be able to achieve what Tommy Docherty did, and that is take Aston Villa into the third division and Manchester United into the second division

You know something, the Big Valboski is a lot like a Rubix Cube... the more you play with it, the harder it gets!