Every unit that is not supported is a defeated unit.

It is not big armies that win battles, it is the good ones.

Everyone has seen people dancing all night. But take a man and make him dance for a quarter of an hour without music and see if he can bear it.

Hope encourages men to endure and attempt everything; in depriving them of it, or in making it too distant, you deprive them of their very soul.

We (soldiers) are like cloaks,-one thinks of us only when it rains.

I never went into business to make money.

If we wait for conditions to go from good to perfect, we'll just be waiting, waiting, waiting.

The genius of human society is in fact the ease with which alliances are formed, broken, and reconstituted, always with strong emotional appeals to rules believed to be absolute.

Sometimes parts just come along when it's the perfect time for you to do them.

I think I love you, Cal." -Abra I'm not good." -Cal Because you're not good." -Abra

Remorse is the fruit of crime.

I shaved the back of my head once and did the asymmetrical hair.

I still haven't played a leading role in cinema or in TV, and that's something that I long for.

If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.