Every organ in your body is connected to the one under your hat.

We never know how far reaching something we may think, say or do today will affect the lives of millions tomorrow.

Medicine is the study of disease and what causes man to die. Chiropractic is the study of health and what causes man to live.

While other professions are concerned with changing the environment to suit the weakened body, chiropractic is concerned with strengthening the body to suit the environment.

The power that made the body, HEALS THE BODY. It happens no other way.

Many of us take better care of our automobiles than we do our own bodies... yet the auto has replaceable parts.

Smile and smile often. Smile regularly. Smile when you don't feel like it and you will feel like it when you smile.

The preservation of health is easier than the cure for disease.

Medicine is about disease and what makes people die. Chiropractic is about life and what makes people live.

Wholeness does not mean perfection: it means embracing brokenness as an integral part of life.

Nature needs no help, just no interference.

It’s not going to be easy, but it’s kind of like ripping off a band-aid. Painful for a minute, but it has to be done.

On the way home, I saw a fist fight between an adverb and a pair of parentheses.I kept on walking.

why would i date him i like someone else"... "I'm the only someone else you know

Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby what we get is a total take-over of our lives.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

Human existence had to have a deeper source than our own dank fluids. Dank or rank. There had to be a force behind it, a principal being who was and is and ever shall be.

More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.

All the birds have flown up and gone; A lonely cloud floats leisurely by. We never tire of looking at each other - Only the mountain and I.

The wealth of the well-to-do of an industrial society is both the cause and effect of the masses' well-being.

I used to be afraid of looking at the audience.