Every moment is an experience.

If a man has enough power, he can speak softly and everyone will listen

A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice.

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.

The snake will always bite back.

It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.

Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost

I adore clothes - they're my weakest link! My mother was the same, and she taught me always to look polished.

You can never hate strongly unless you have loved strongly.

All the vital mechanisms, varied as they are, have only one object, that of preserving constant the conditions of life in the internal environment.

You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

No curfew. I live in the basement. I got everything I need. Home cooking ... it's awesome.

I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

Any work of art that can be understood is the product of journalism.