Every guy seems nice until he’s not.

I got lost in him, and it was the kind of lost that's exactly like being found.

No one's family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.

Sometimes people say that kids with autism aren't capable of love. That's ridiculous. My son loves deeply. He's just doesn't communicate well.

But I know how this romantic stuff works: one girl's perfect guy is another girl's reject. And right now I'm glad of it.

..."And then we played Ping-Pong—” “Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man—I mean, it’s so handy the way he keeps a stick up his—

Value people because of who they were deep down, not because of their names or their parents’ clout.

I was isolated but not ostracized, ignored but not abused.

Basically, the world is a giant shithole. But some of us are capable of imagining something better.

Juliana's a year older than me, but she sometimes seems younger - mostly because she's the opposite of cynical and I'm the opposite of the opposite of cynical.

He can’t ground her if he’s already killed her,” I pointed out when Juliana quoted this to me. “Well, he can, but it wouldn’t have the same impact.

Reading leads to good character development.

Sometimes to be at home is like a nightmare by Stephen King.

There is very little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude.

Tears are the biggest weapon used by every girl against the boys with a success rate of hundred percent.

When we do go to combat, it should be with a defined mission and a plan for withdrawal.

Plays are getting smaller and smaller, not because playwrights minds are shrinking but because of the economics.

Growing up in Texas, you were either pretty or smart. Smart didnt get you very far, because there werent too many job opportunities for women. I wondered why you couldnt be both.

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

I ain't got no money - But I'm rich on personality

We've used derivatives for many, many years. I don't think derivatives are evil, per se, I think they are dangerous.