Every day be thankful for the nights that turn into mornings, friends that turn into family and dreams that turn into reality.

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, than there is always beer

Datin'is a lot like fishin'. Sometimes catch and release is the best method.

Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

That is definitely the biggest challenge, career and family, and learning how to balance.

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

New socialize by insulting each other, but don't really mean it. Woman socialize by complimenting each other but don't really mean it

I know I just need to be me.

I listen to old songs and remember exactly where I was living and where I recorded it and how I wrote it, the girl I was dating at the time or whatever.

Real life is messy, inconsistent, and it's seldom when anything ever really gets resolved. It's taken me a long time to realize that.

You gain power by pretending to be weak.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.

It should be a law. Everybody should legally own a gun. In fact, if you're caught outside your house without your gun, you get a ticket. And you get shot in the leg. Just to prove my point.

How you think when you lose determines how long it will be until you win.

My mother was killed in a plane crash, so I hate travelling in planes. Death is so unexpected. I would actually rather stay at home and not go anywhere.

Everything is but what we think it.

Courage is a gas pedal and fear is a brake; when we go to our destination, we need both!