Every day I live by only one rule, be a good guy.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

It wasn't the "I love you" she heard that made her let him go. It was the "Come with me" that she didn't.

I wanted to be successful, not famous.

When the traveler goes alone he gets acquainted with himself.

What's really important for me is, as an old man, I'm known by my own generation and the next generation know me, too.

Palaeontologists cannot live by uniformitarianism alone. This may be termed the Phenomenon of the Fallibility of the Fossil Record.

I love you for the part of me that you bring out.

Gin a body meet a body Flyin' through the air, Gin a body hit a body, Will it fly? and where?

Comedy deflates the sense precisely so that the underlying lubricity and malice may bubble to the surface.

Your soul tells you when it's time to move on.

If you learn late, you pass it on to people so they can learn early. It's a step process.