Ever since 'Lassie' and 'Old Yeller', I won't watch animal movies. Animals in movies always die.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

God will shout during your storms, whisper during your sunshine and sing during the rarest rainbows you will encounter.

When we allow the genius of simple nature to flow through us we become every genius who has ever lived.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.

If you had a Ministry box set under your Christmas tree, wrapped in paper, 'From Beer to Eternity' is the bow that goes around the present, you know what I mean?

Sometimes I think that a parody of democracy could be more dangerous than a blatant dictatorship, because that gives people an opportunity to avoid doing anything about it.

Top dog, top hat, move that muscle, move that fat.

The principal fact of life is the free mind.

Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality.

To be full of things is to be empty of God; to be empty of things is to be full of God.

...Politics is not about facts. It is about what politicians can get people to believe.