I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

I'll never get sick of zombies. I just get sick of producers.

You're my daughter. I don't care about the factions.

Justice is the loveliest and health is the best. but the sweetest to obtain is the heart's desire.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

I believe in God the way my dog does

Asking is the beginning of receiving. Make sure you don't go to the ocean with a teaspoon. At least take a bucket so the kids won't laugh at you.

I thought to myself, "Join the army!" It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds.

Role model? I don't have one. I want to be one.

Why should I be worried about dying? It's not going to happen in my lifetime!

It's always fun to play characters that are different from me.