Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

When your demon was yourself, there really was no way to fight or get rid of it.

You can have a better tomorrow if you don't stop thinking about yesterday

A father-son relationship is strong, like no other teammates. You could be straightforward with one another.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

I don't drive. I live in L.A., but I take the bus. I know, I'm weird!

Thus the eternal God, our Lord, gives victory to those who follow His way over apparent impossibilities.

No one can rob us of our own soul, and our spirit is already one with the eternal goodness.

It is a much easier thing to unloose the demon war than to chain him up again.

. . . And always remember that you are Americans, and it is your birthright to dream great dreams in this sweet and blessed land, truly the greatest, freest, strongest nation on Earth.

The Big Lie makes those who toil appear to be idle, while those who speak into dictaphones appear to be the hard workers.