Eternal rest sounds comforting in the pulpit; well, you try it once, and see how heavy time will hang on your hands.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.

Your health is a long-range investment that will pay-off when you need it most.

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.

Intelligence is not all that important in the exercise of power, and is often, in point of fact, useless.

Extraordinary people are the Green Berets and the Navy Seals and the Olympic athletes - these are the ones who can face these extraordinary physical challenges and be triumphant.

I'm a very down-to-earth person, but it is my job to make that earth more pleasant.

When I came out to Hollywood, I discovered the perfect place for my creative madness - Cannon Pictures.

I don't think you necessarily have to be part of a traditional nuclear family to be a good mother.

We stayed in some pretty shabby places in Europe.

The sum of all the things we shouldn't have done in our lives is enough to kill us with the weight.