There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.

Love means never having to be apart

This is where I belong, burning in these flames. For everything I have done wrong, I know I am to blame.

Never tell her that something is impossible, because she'll kill herself proving you wrong.

To accept opinions is to gain the good solid feeling of being correct without having to think.

I don't feel I have the right to snuff the lives of chicken and fish.

I don't really think of myself as an actor.

You shouldn't wait for other people to make special things happen. You have to create your own memories.

Do not pretend - be. Do not promise - act. Do not dream - realize.

One who comes to the Court must come to adore, not to protest. That's the new gloss on the First Amendment.