Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.

The time has come. I know you, and now you will know me. Ever Yours.

Once a man strays out of the common herd, he's more likely to meet wolves in the thickets than angels.

A tree which has lost its head will never recover it again, and will survive only as a monument of the ignorance and folly of its Tormentor.

Trust is like that. You can break it for a good reason. But it still remains broken.

Matching shoes and bags immediately age you by 10 years.

Tulsidas's Ramayana is a notable book because it is informed with the spirit of purity, pity and piety.

At no time will we be more Christlike than when we are a friend.

The wrong one will start saying things like "withdraw with honor." We've heard phrases like that before, and they led to thousands and thousands of deaths. Democrats always want to look tough.

A new opinion counts as true just in proportion as it gratifies the individual's desire to assimilate the novel in his experience to his beliefs in stock