Drag your thoughts awayfrom your troubles...by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE.

The popular view that a child forgets easily is not an accurate one. Many people go right through life in the grip of an idea which has been impressed on them in very tender years.

The laugh left a bitter taste in our mouths, but we laughed out all the same.

Elisabeth had not had her future and her parents had not had theirs, there was nothing to this so-called future which was always promised to the young.

God's friendship is with people who know their poverty.

All people should learn to say as well and "No" as an answer not only "Yes". One moment you will fill your whole life with the stuff which you are accepted.

What is "poker"? A card game where abler liars take money off less able liars.

If we are a good team and know what we want to do, one of us can defeat tons of them.

Throw off those chains of reason and your prison disappears.

Professors known as outstanding lecturers do two things; they use a simple plan and many examples.