Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Never make the first move." - Loor (The Rivers of Zadaa)

The more corrupt the state the more laws.

I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.

I hate pretty-looking boys. I'd rather have a guy with a potbelly than one who's in the gym all the time and watches what he eats.

No artist work is so high, so noble, so grand, so enduring, so important for all time, as the making of character is a child.

He who takes people for smart pays an expensive lesson.

Loyalty in time of need is possibly one of the noblest of victories a courtier can win over himself.

There is no success without a successor.

What I didn't foresee in 2005 was the rise of the post-PC, which are all these tablets now. These are the things that actually will probably be the end of the consoles.

That word, fan, has always kind of bothered me