Don’t get stressed over the little things and make sure you live life to the fullest.

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say, 'You are the prettiest princess in all the land.' I do it once a week.

Do what makes you happy, think later.

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

Do what you feel is right and back yourself up. Live the life you want to live.

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

Hey Bieber, I had the initials JB first.. Where's my 15%?

It's not my fault if reality is Marxist

Leaving this life is just like going from one room to another and closing the door.

And as far as I'm concerned, it's like I say, drugs are not the problem. Other stuff is the problem.

If you will tend to God’s business, He will tend to yours.

We got almost the entire team coming back; we only had two seniors last year. We plan not just on making it back, but on taking the next step.

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.

Holes in the memory. You grab on to some things, others have completely disappeared.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

You can't have 'yes' people around you.

You grieve Not that heaven does not exist but That it exists without us