Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

So many people are missing their way in life because they are afraid to sign the lease on their gift.

Be kind, don't judge, and have respect for others. If we can all do this, the world would be a better place. The point is to teach this to the next generation.

I still have to remind myself to brush my hair and look socially acceptable.

We're breaking all of the rules, even our own rules, and how do we do that? By leaving plenty of room for X quantities.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm a helluva kisser.

every answer one finds leads to ten more questions. The more we learn the less we know.

The water in the stream may have changed many times, but the reflection of the moon and the stars remains the same.

Nuclear war would really set back cable.

When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all.

The Tory party is the enemy of democracy.