Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me.“Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.

One thing about Germany - they'll be organised, they'll be big and they'll be strong.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Ironically, the possibility that the president dodged his military service has increased his approval ratings with Democrats by 80 percent.

The reason so many individuals fail to achieve their goals in life is that they never really set them in the first place

After that dark woman you search for someone who will fit into the irregular corners of your heart.

Holding on to anger is like poisoning yourself and hoping someone else will die.

Equity, dignity, happiness, sustainability - these are all fundamental to our lives but absent in the GDP.

The treasures of the heart are most valuable of all.

My father was my god. His approval was so valuable to me.