Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

We can only testify about what we have seen: the signs and wonders of God. So that others may desire to seek the Holy One.

Understanding is a power greater then knowledge.

While the Holy Spirit is hidden, He is never, ever absent

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

Not to this extent but from day one I had an awful lot of confidence when I got started.

You know, I want to teach, but I don’t want to read?

The only thing I can control is how well I pitch.

Listen to you sounding all badass. I bet you're just listening to a CD called 'The Sounds of Crime' while you cruise for chicks outside the Old Navy in your Camaro.

When the moon covers the sun, we have a solar eclipse. What do you call it when birds do that?